Cholesterol

There Are Two Types Of Cholesterol, Good, And Bad Cholesterol. It's Bad If Your Good Cholesterol Is Low AND Bad If Your Bad Cholesterol Is High. However, It's Good If Your Good Cholesterol Is High And If Your Bad Cholesterol Is Low.

Person 1: "I Just Got My Blood Drawn And I Have Low Good Cholesterol."
Person 2: "Oh Dang Bro That Sucks."

by Wo' 'er March 1, 2023

Chokle me Elmo

Someone with a choking fetish; one who is into Erotic asphyxiation.

Have you been on Tinder? It’s full of these Chokle me Elmo broads.

by Dah-di-oh October 21, 2022

choclet

some iraqi dude who is sometimes annoying but cool

''Man Choclet was doing sick stuff''

''Yeah I know right?''

by dixielad October 22, 2022

Cholera

It's a way of saying "damn" in the Polish language, but its often used in the English language for the same meaning, most prominently in Chicago.

O cholera czy to Freddy fazbear
Augh augh augh augh augh, auugh augh augh ough ough

by RandomMalaysian August 22, 2023

chotla

Chotla is a term to describe an Indian, those specifically who are obnoxious or infiltrating a space that was never theirs in recent history. Chotlas tend to roll together, and often come fresh from India with fake certificates or finessing their way into the system with some BS school credits, looking for jobs thinking life outside of India is a hand out and will suddenly be a cheat code to make their lives easier. Chotlas can emit strong acidic body odour stemming from a diet consisting of high volumes of onions, garlic, and other spices. They don’t notice it amongst each other but fail to comply with new societal norms, cultures and values which include applying deodorant. Long story short, a chotla is a derogatory term that doesn’t actually mean anything, but rolls great off the tongue and somehow describes a fobby Indian perfectly.

If you’re ever frustrated with fobby Indians, try yelling “CHOTLA CHOTLA” at them, you will probably feel a little better

Bob: *walks into bus* holy what’s that smell?

Ahmed: holyyyyy bro it’s these fckin chotlas

Bob: but aren’t you a chotla?
Ahmed: nah bro, I was born here and I shower and put on deodorant. These guys are infiltrators!!!!

Sam: *drives in parking lot and sees large group of chotlas taking up all the space*

Chotlas: *stares cluelessly in the way and doesn’t move*

Sam: these damn chotlas man

Sam: *finally passes by with windows down* CHOTLA CHOTLA!!!!!!

by Chotlachotlazindhabad September 19, 2023

choulenubert

An Adjective referring to a person who denies relation to any event although they were caught, or proof was found, of them in the act.

Steve wants to protect his reputation but his acts are faulty because he’s such a choulenubert (sh-ow-leh-noo-ber).

by Mdntirizz November 19, 2023

Chole

Someone who gets fingered in the butt

“Did you hear about her anal incident?”
“Ah she’s such a chole!”

by Pcolk March 14, 2024