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chotla

Chotla is a term to describe an Indian, those specifically who are obnoxious or infiltrating a space that was never theirs in recent history. Chotlas tend to roll together, and often come fresh from India with fake certificates or finessing their way into the system with some BS school credits, looking for jobs thinking life outside of India is a hand out and will suddenly be a cheat code to make their lives easier. Chotlas can emit strong acidic body odour stemming from a diet consisting of high volumes of onions, garlic, and other spices. They don’t notice it amongst each other but fail to comply with new societal norms, cultures and values which include applying deodorant. Long story short, a chotla is a derogatory term that doesn’t actually mean anything, but rolls great off the tongue and somehow describes a fobby Indian perfectly.

If you’re ever frustrated with fobby Indians, try yelling “CHOTLA CHOTLA” at them, you will probably feel a little better

Bob: *walks into bus* holy what’s that smell?

Ahmed: holyyyyy bro it’s these fckin chotlas

Bob: but aren’t you a chotla?
Ahmed: nah bro, I was born here and I shower and put on deodorant. These guys are infiltrators!!!!

Sam: *drives in parking lot and sees large group of chotlas taking up all the space*

Chotlas: *stares cluelessly in the way and doesn’t move*

Sam: these damn chotlas man

Sam: *finally passes by with windows down* CHOTLA CHOTLA!!!!!!

by Chotlachotlazindhabad September 19, 2023