choking off

Another term for autoerotic asphyxiation (choking oneself while masterbating).

Dude 1: Hey man, what's with the red marks around your neck?
Dude 2: I was choking off last night, dude.
Dude 1: Gross.

by corben dalla$ July 28, 2008

Choking Back a Donk

1. The act of violent, brutal, and sometimes fatal fellatio that arises from a skirt willingly or unwillingly downing an astonishing quantity of cock and semen from one MASSIVE dick in a single sitting.

1. "Brianna Banks sure is choking back a donk, a healthy black donk that is, in this porno! She's gonna drown! Who cares?!"

by D-Mama June 11, 2006

cooking with gas

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Before natural gas people cooked with wood, then gas became the new thing, being modern up to date as in now your cooking with gas!

Wow I finally figured out how to put in my speed demon game card! now I'm cooking with gas!

by arthurnor August 31, 2011

Choking the Chicken

To snap the neck of a chicken, usually immediately prior to butchering.

"Wilber, fetch me a chicken for dinner."

"Alright, ma! Just hold on, I need to choke me a chicken first!"

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, CLUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

by General Cluck-Cluck June 13, 2003

choking my nine yards

Swallowing cock, to deep throat.

The boy was choking my nine yards.

by RST73 November 19, 2007

you smell what I'm cooking

You understand what I'm saying???

You don't pay me back that dough you owe me, I'm gonna wup your ass! You smell what I'm cooking?

by poppaamick May 28, 2006

Cooking with jack

A horror of a cooking show run by a man controlled by salmonella poisoning named Jack Scalfani. Only cook his food if you have a death wish.

Dude, are you watching Cooking With Jack?
Yeah?
That food looks like what came out of my asshole this morning.

by 3ggst3r April 6, 2022