Chocolate milkshake

Ejaculating into an anus then sucking it out with a straw.

No example needed for Chocolate milkshake.

by welshcaravan May 22, 2014

Chocolate-Laser

When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.

The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".

by Boxhead for C.T.H October 8, 2004

White Chocolate

A caucasian that embraces and is assimilated into black culture. As opposed to a wigger who ebraces the culture but does not gain acceptance by the community.

she be white chocolate!

by Brain September 12, 2004

Chocolate Yahtzee

A sexual act that involves a man and a woman. The man positions himself over the face of the woman so that his butt hole is in her face, and begins to perform a Tea Bag. While Tea Bagging, the man takes a dump on her face. When done taking the dump, the man yells out "YAHTZEE!"

man: Want to Chocolate Yahtzee?

woman: Yeah sounds like a lot of fun!

moments later....

man: YAHTZEE!

by Douglous17 April 14, 2010

Teriyaki Chocolate

Girl of Asian descent that has physical characteristics of a female of african descent. Specifically ghetto booty on an Asian girl. Often described as being a myth and not actually existing. Sightings of big foot are more common then Teriyaki Chocolate.

That is the first time I've ever witnessed Teriyaki Chocolate. That girl had a beautiful butt.

by ApexVIII April 14, 2009

chocolate hammock

Phenomenon occurring whilst on holiday in a hot climate wherby the anus dilates to several times it's normal relaxed state, coating the interior of ones undercrackers with a piquant peanut butter style slurry, causing the gusset area to resemble a hammock made of chocolate.

"Darling, how was your journey back from China?" Charles asked.
"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"

by dominic norton December 3, 2005

chocolate blain

"Chocolate Blain" the act of Raven, or any other black guy, smacking you in the face with his penis with such force that it goes through ur head. This is derived from a cross of "Chocolate Rain" and "Blain." This term is used mainly in any competitive situation, metaphorically.

Also, when a black guy *Raven* nuts on someone's face.

"Oh my gosh, you just got chocolate blained. You should probably put down the sticks."

by Joseph J. April 1, 2008