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The military vibe check

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.
Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.
by Bofasmith October 19, 2019
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The Devil's Checkout

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers
Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check
by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020
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The Vibe Check

A process in which someone is checked for their ‘vibe’.
‘The vibe check’ looks to find out how someone presents themselves and treats others.

A best friend may perform ‘The vibe check’ on a prospective boyfriend of her BFF to see if she thinks he’s suitable.
“I need to introduce you to a guy, I need to know if he passes the vibe check
by humanwho'snameisalreadytaken October 17, 2020
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Near Fact Check

A "Near-Fact-Check" or "NFC" is a polite way to call a "fact-check" that failed to meet logical integrity -wrong, but "hey, you almost got it buddy.". This helps the "fact-checker" to not be depressed or toxic, or take out their rage on the victims of their gas-lighting narcissistic abuse. Since fact-checkers are given so much trust by the public, and had one job to do - and failed at providing the facts - they are gas-lighting, by definition, and narcissistically.
"Hey, look, PoliticFact, I know you tried real hard there and I appreciate that energy, but it didn't cut it. It's okay, let's just call it a 'Near Fact Check' and give you a golden star right there next to your name anyways, for trying ... okay?"
by Biggie Dawg January 29, 2021
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Let’s check his monthly listeners

When ksi has no comeback left
Ayo fam let’s check his monthly listeners
by Fatneek May 21, 2021
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Bordar Crossing Checkpoint

That one very underrated game on Roblox which is very cool!
Person 1: I found this one game called Bordar Crossing Checkpoint made by a guy named Lukekruger123
Person 2: Let´s play it then!
by Noobsoldier June 20, 2021
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Grey arrow check

When someone sends a snap with ‘grey arrow check’, it means that they are checking if people unadded them / didn’t add them back.

It got the name from the grey arrow you get on Snapchat when someone hasn’t added you back.
Person #1: Nina just sent me a snap with the text ‘grey arrow check’

Person #2: Don’t worry, that doesn’t main anything. She’s just checking if people unadded her.
by bubsiebubs January 16, 2022
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