Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's Day

-When is your birthday
-14th of February
-so you are a certified lover boy?

by StergiosShorty February 9, 2022

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nccer certified

Adopted in 1996 as a standard for teaching squirrels how to prove they can keep from shutting equipment down and go out & do work. It's not like ISA requring an actual apprentiship & time based knowledge. You can get NCCER certified in a week & if that's what the major oil companies want lets see how that works out for them!

I'm NCCER certified!

by James D. Brown September 10, 2020

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certified creep squad

A group of people who have became their own Squad and named themselves Creeps. They are Certified in everything they do including but not limited too dropping folks that talk too much. Hence the name "Certified Creep Squad". How many shots does it take to knock you down, is the question...

Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.

Why is everyone so intimidated by the Certified Creep Squad?

by CCS29 October 10, 2022

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Certified ripper banger

An awesome experience, party, or event that could be life changing

Chad: did you go to Johnie’s party last weekend?
Micro: live band, tons of sluts at a sick house with free booze. What a Certified ripper banger!

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 3, 2019

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Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024

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