Carl is a fat ass cat who belongs to the streets. he has no balls cause they got chopped off. he’s a complete ass who will be the biggest annoyance in your lifetime. never get a cat named carl he will fuck you up. (he is also FLAMING gay.)
by smallb00bbitty May 06, 2021
Chill town, not racist at all. Yes it is primarily white but that doesn't mean everyone is racist. Besides, most people are cool cause they are either drunk or high. Natty light is the primary beer and Georgi is the liquor of the place only cause the price is nice. Small town so hitting on girl is a risk cause chances are, their already taken (which is 90% why people fight). Other than that, if you're a cool dude looking for a chill time, CP isn't that bad.
by WoWer142 April 03, 2011
Sneaky Carl is defined when someone defecates in a single pantyhose and "sneaks" up on one and wraps the pantyhose around the victims mouth causing them to throw up.
Johnny shits in a thing of pantyhose and wraps it around joeys mouth causing joey to throw up, therfore performing a sneaky carl.
by Disorderly Love May 18, 2006
Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.
2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.
3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.
All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
1st: You shit on your partners face.
2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.
3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.
All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
by Doctor Dong October 13, 2004
The creators of the absolute WORST advertising campaign in the history of mankind.
Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
by Kevin Costner July 09, 2004
A formerly kick-ass burger joint that completely screwed up, got rid of their french fries for some fake-ass, natural-cut fries that taste like complete and total ass. Retarded management making change for the sake of change.
by The frymaster July 11, 2008
After I struck out with that hot blonde, I went home and pulled a sad carl while thinking about my ex-girlfriend.
by Matt Ren October 26, 2006