Small unincorporated area of alameda county located just to s of Fremont California. The canyon follows the traverse of alameda creek east to sunol ca
by 4realazitgits March 31, 2021
by Blortgort March 21, 2017
A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!
by plus-size albert December 18, 2020
A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
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The phrase Grand Canyoning is a verb.
Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."
Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."
by DepressedRetarded May 31, 2017
when you convince someone that they've done something or gone somewhere (like the grand canyon) by fabricating a memory of it by telling them things you've done that you've told them about before
an example of grand canyoning:
person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
person 1: dude do you remember when we went on a trip to florida?
person 2: no i've never been to florida
p1: remember? the lady at that gas station said they didn't know what our state was (happened to p1, but not p2)
p2: oh yeahhhhhh!! i remember that now (was told that story by p1 years ago)
p1: see, we went to florida
p2: yea i remember
by cheese demon June 03, 2019