Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared

we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.

by Brian T. O'Hara February 7, 2019

Lindero Canyon Middle School

A middle school in Agoura Hills, CA. AKA: The place where the survivors of Sumac, and other surrounding elementary schools, go to loose their innocence once and for all before they're shipped off to Agoura High. It's mascot is the cougar, it has a "pep squad", (which is basically a bunch of underage girls dancing to whiny pop music), and has a prominent skating culture, if you can call it that. Students act with impunity. What I mean about that is that in this school you can throw water at a teacher, get ARRESTED that afternoon, and be in class the next day. The teachers tend to be cool, but the administration is THE WORST. The Lady who was the principle of the school was such an authoritarian, that she was TRANSFERED because she just did not do her job correctly. But hey! It's a blue-ribbon school so it's great!

"Lindero Canyon Middle school is SO fun" -nerdy girl

by plus-size albert December 17, 2020

man canyon

man canyon (n.) wider-than-average man spread. Especially when the man appears to be displaying his goods in hopes of receiving oral sex.

When I see a hot guy eating lunch on a bench, his man canyon inviting me, I wanna dive in head first and have mine.

by Woordsmith December 14, 2019

The Grand Canyon

The act of pissing between ones butt cheeks, creating the visual of the Grand Canyon.

“Tonight, Martha and I are going to go make the Grand Canyon”

“Sheila and I cant make the Grand Canyon because she’s too flat”

by Cakeman June 14, 2020

Polluted Canyon

When one flows diarrhea between the breasts of the partner or receiver.

So YOU were the one that gave her a polluted canyon?

by Poop Tex April 10, 2016

Devil's Canyon

4 Forks are laid within the receiver's (devil's) anus handle side in. Once inserted, a 9 volt battery is attached to the tines of one fork and grounded on the furthest away fork, causing an electric arc inside the anus.

Wow man, she really let you do the Devil's Canyon? that's hot.

by Palm Tree of Doom October 15, 2021

Pink Canyon

Vagina or pussy

Rusty: "Man I went so deep in that pink canyon. It was like I was in heaven. But only for my penis."

by Rusty The Rogue May 16, 2018