Kitchen Camera

what’s used by ur parents to spy on you and see what you eat so they can mock you for being fat

me: im going to make lunch
mom:ok
*watches me from the kitchen camera*

by nothingyouveseenbefkre January 16, 2022

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

national digital camera day

on august 21 everyone will celebrate by taking pictures on there digital camera!!

“hey wanna take a picture? it’s national digital camera day!”

by marcopolo12333444 July 7, 2023

camera chameleon

A person whose skin appears as a different shade in various photos according to the exposure.

I'm a camera chameleon because I have a different shade in every picture I take.

by SouloCutz2 June 18, 2017

CAMERA POOP

when ur ugly mom gets in the picture and frames it

debbie: hey did u have fun at the party?
shelby: no my frikken mom made a camera poop!
debbie: lol roflcopter

by stotteyman May 19, 2010

Camera Worms

The squiggly black lines that appear on old camera footage.

The movie had some crackly camera worms, but they weren't too distracting.

by E. Spinae June 7, 2024

Camera Party

During an online group call, when everyone turns their camera on, it is a camera party.

Everyone you must turn on your cameras! It's a camera party!

by CaFrapMo March 9, 2021