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cuddle orgy

cuddling with several people at once (usually just three friends)
one of the more orgasmic things in life
usually on floor or bed when tired
guy 1:hey lets watch anime porn
girl 2: no man im tired lets all have a cuddle orgy
guy 3:yay!
guy 1: sure im pretty tired anyway
*everyone cuddles happiness*
by jesuswhore March 6, 2007
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Cuddlecake

A person who likes to cuddle, but still has yet to put out.
Man, I've been dating this chick for 3 weeks and all she does is cuddlecake.
by Guetskee August 20, 2009
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cuddle slutt

Unemployed Cuddle Slut: a person that does not have someone to cuddle with. This person goes onto FB & Myspace weekly looking for new prospects.

Part - Time Cuddle Slut: A person who cuddle sluts it up then goes away for an extended period of time with no cuddling. Usually becomes an Unemployed Cuddle Slut after their absence.

Cuddle Slut: Someone who thoroughly enjoys cuddling and does it on a pretty regular basis.

Cuddle Whore: A person who is Addicted to cuddling and does it as much as possible. Likely more than once per day.

Cuddle Nympho: A person who is Addicted to cuddling and does it with multiple partners.

Cuddle Dumpster: This person is the most extreme cuddler. They will cuddle as much as possible, with as many partners as they can find. This person usually suffers from STD's as well.
Damn Dougie I found a cuddle slutt
by Kterreble November 15, 2010
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cuddle frustration

When distance or time gets in the way of cuddling with someone. Sort of like sexual frustration, but without the sex.
John (texting): I really want to cuddle right now...

Jane (texting): So do I. It seems we have a case of cuddle frustration....
by misscheese October 14, 2011
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cuddle bitch

a cuddle bitch is basically a guy that is badly friend zoned, he does all that mushy shit that all BFs dread but never gets laid because of it, on the other side is the fuck buddy which gets laid and then the cuddle bitch just hears about how much of a dick the fuck buddy is.
Girl: oh, my BF just uses me to get fucked. Cuddle Bitch: oh thats too bad you deserve better. (while thinking:why dont you just go out with me u dumb slut.
by 69ersFTW March 5, 2015
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Cadden

The greatest man in bed has the biggest cock and is very sexy girl love him
Girl 1: i need a great guy in bed

Girl 2: get with cadden
by Trust this it is true January 11, 2019
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redneck candle

set a beer can upside down, put diesel fuel in the concave surface on the bottom, and stick a cigarette butt partway in the fuel, letting it soak up a bit. light the cigarette butt and crack open a beer.
when i walked into his garage, there were redneck candles made from coors cans everywhere, and the daytona 500 was on tv.
by simplegr33n420 March 11, 2009
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