cabbage snatcher

A person who steals vegetables because they are a poor transient, but are still too much of a hippie to eat meat like a normal person.

“Just realized Peter Rabbit is a damn cabbage snatcher”
“I saw that bum in the community garden stealing tomatoes, what a cabbage snatcher”

by LCBAS June 1, 2018

cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.

i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019

Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump

Did you just cabbage patch me

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019

Cabbage man

One of the most iconic characters in avatar the last airbender. Aang and the rest of the group are constantly destroying his cabbage cart no matter where he goes.

“MY CABBAGES!!!!” - the cabbage man

by Genevieve Garcia September 3, 2020

cabbage cup

A cabbage cup is when one decides to fart in his hand, trap it in like a lid on a cup and proceed to force the cup into a friend/significant others face

Dave: Where were you last night mike?
Mike: I was busy cabbage cupping my girlfriend.

by Mr fart January 10, 2021