Clapped cabbage

A clapped cabbage is similar to a cabbage except the clapped ones do more stupid things say a cabbage looses his money, a clapped cabbage would loose his money and his phone.

Keith asif you've lost your money and your phone you clapped cabbage.

by Mark lowe November 27, 2016

Hippie Cabbage

Cannabis.

Hey! Would you like to smoke some hippie cabbage?

by Skkeeezer October 7, 2009

burnt cabbage

the term that one would use for cinnamon roll but the person is more stupid than pure.

Wow! Jon sure is sweet, but he’s a moron! What a piece of burnt cabbage!

by Cup-o-noodles May 11, 2019

Savage cabbage

Savage cabbage is the loudest bud man has ever smoked. Originating from the most notorious groppers of Hertfordshire. It is a form of genetically engineered super skunk that leaves its users in a incapacitated state after one boof

“Juss copped an 8th of savage cabbage”
“Fuck is savage cabbage?”
*takes one boof*
-gone

Ollie: “george just niced me a z of savage cabbage”

-carnage

by mandem_1 July 14, 2020

Cabbage Savage

Slang term for a lesbian

Shes such a cabbage savage lettuce licker

by The Metric Pun May 17, 2016

cabbage water

The sweat that accumilates inbetween your butt cheeks on a hot summers day

...fucking hell...the cabbage water is NOT helping with the rubbing of my thighs

by Unsteadycarrot June 16, 2007

belgium cabbage

(n) The common term used by adults to conceal to minors, judicial authority, etc. their majuana plants.

That is not pot, bryce! It is belgium cabbage.

by toobadsosad December 31, 2007