When you fart while in a hot tub. For some reason, the heat causes the fart to smell worse and have residual ass oil float on the water and permanently stain whatever it touches.
"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."
by Rundvelt April 19, 2020
The phenomenon that when a MIMIC is near, the victim will be flooded with depictions of the sea and a warm summer's breeze. When the waves crash against heated sand and the sun is high, it will blind you as the sound of birds squawking and chirping is the last thing you hear before it gets you, it may kill you itself, or haunt you until you do.
by Thiswasnotthemoon June 19, 2025
by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016
by Dre Wallen January 12, 2021
A close relative of Poseidon’s Kiss, this is the exhilarating feeling of refreshingly cool, semi-moist air circulating your anushole after flushing the toilet while still sitting upon it.
I was having a fucked-up day until I went to sit down for a grumpy shit and was blessed with Poseidon’s Breeze tantalizing my butthole.
by Nams vs Japs June 14, 2025
WORST FUCKING SCHOOL. Ive been to four other different highschools in florida and this is by far the worst. The gym teacher treats you like shit if you aren't a "cool kid" and if you are different, you cant walk the halls without someone talking shit out loud about you so that you can hear. BTW THE GIRL'S WRESTLING TEAM ARE ASSHOLES. FUCK YOU WHITE TRASH BITCHES.
Me "Did you go to gulf breeze high?"
WOMAN: "yes"
Me "then you are an intitled piece of shit"
WOMAN:"I KNOW AND I WILL GROW UP ON OLD MONEY AND KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I NEVER FOUND TRUE HAPPINESS AND I HAVE AIDS BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH TOO MANY BOYS WHO THINK THEY ARE HOT WHO ARE NOW FAT AS FUCK."
WOMAN: "yes"
Me "then you are an intitled piece of shit"
WOMAN:"I KNOW AND I WILL GROW UP ON OLD MONEY AND KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I NEVER FOUND TRUE HAPPINESS AND I HAVE AIDS BECAUSE I SLEPT WITH TOO MANY BOYS WHO THINK THEY ARE HOT WHO ARE NOW FAT AS FUCK."
by Nah broooo September 15, 2023
A term referring to a blowjob with a flavorful surprise. It is often used in southern cultures and Deep South communities. The flavor profile typically mirrors ripe apples, carmel, molasses and honey, all of which are staples in the southern heritage.
This term is often confused with names of scented candles.
This term is often confused with names of scented candles.
by 6 iron February 22, 2023