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Rubbing Bread

An action of grinding on one's ass or humping somebody in a rough fashion.
I thought it might have been a bit inappropriate when they were rubbing bread in the mall in front of everybody.
by volks April 26, 2009
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Magic Bread

Cheese and Bacon Rolls with the power to cause mass excitement and euphoria
"Magic bread, magic bread.
Everyone love magic bread!"
by SpicyCat February 11, 2015
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Jesus bread

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.
by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013
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bread

Don't spill it, you're wasting good bread.
I had a bad day at work. I sure could use some bread right now.
by Chris Pitts May 8, 2008
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Bread Sandwich

Take two pieces of bread, put a piece of bread between them. Apply to face.

Bam. Bread Sandwich
Carl must have money, I heard he butters his bread sandwiches.
by Pwnsaw December 3, 2010
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bread challenge

A prank
The rule is to eat two slices of white bread under two minutes without drinking anything, which is near impossible as it dries your mouth very quickly.
A less painful variant of the (in)famous cinnamon challenge.
"Have you heard of the bread challenge?"
"No, what's that?"
"Here are two slices of white bread, let's see if you can eat them in under two minutes."
"All right, let's do this"
*chokes*
FAIL
by MysteriousGuyFromEurope December 14, 2011
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bread knife

rythming slang for wife
the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though
by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011
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