Boring

Astronomy at Western University. The intro class is absolutely mind numbing. I fantasize about sleeping in this class but it's so hot and stuffy that you can't.

Man, I sure do hate syphilis.

Yup, but it beats that boring astronomy class.

Yeah, that's why I purposefully got syphilis.

by Swag Artist April 16, 2011

motor boating

When a dog or cat sits and drags its rear end with its front legs to either scrape off feces or relieve their impacted anal glands. see also boot scoot

We all laughed at Fluffy's motor boating but Steve was not so happy when it left streaks on his carpet.

by MrPue May 6, 2005

Straight boating on a boat

When one gets extremely drunk or wasted.

"man I'm straight boating on a boat right now"
"last night I was straight boating on a boat"

by Mr. Poundtown July 8, 2009

bolting it

Waking and immediately drinking alcohol, prefferably beer. Before 7 am.

Derived from the acts of Andy Bolt

Dude man you just bolted it!!

by Da Crew February 20, 2004

Boringasm

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.

Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"

by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009

Boring Bitch

A slow talking often mono-tone female who tells long, random, overly detailed stories that have no point or punch line

“So last Wednesday ... or maybe it was Tuesday.... Oh no it was definitely Wednesday coz my boyfriend works late on Wednesday’s... so yeah last Wednesday my best friends sisters cat died and my best friends mum is soooo sad, and my best friends sister wants to get a new cat already but her mum just isn’t ready to move on yet she’s still crying everyday-“
That’s enough of that story thanks, you Boring Bitch.

by Queen B(itch) June 27, 2018

boringer

to be more bored at the moment then humanly possible.

This test is more boringer than the last.

by A-iric May 31, 2007