box face 

when a persons face is extremly square giving their head a 'box' like look.

KT has an extremely sexy box face, that i would love to shove in between my legs.

box face by MissynSarah July 25, 2006

box cutters 

A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.

Box cutters make shitty weapons.

box cutters by Shard December 31, 2004

box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.

The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.

box your ears by DR March 13, 2005

box transformer 

1. A transforming robot that's not very well known in any Transformers franchise but is infamous around the Internet. His alternate mode is a cardboard box. His weapon is a cardboard handgun. It is unknown to which faction he belongs but the Box Transformer blends in perfectly in alleys, ghettos, warehouses and any other shady areas. The Box Transformer can easy ambush underpaid workers or hobos and usually lies in waiting until such opportunity arises. This transformer's one weakness is stray animals with full bladders.

2. A joke gif online in which a guy makes a cardboard suit and crouches down in front of a garage door, making a convincing box while crouched. The animation is looped so it looks like a constant "transformation" with a midi of the Transformers theme song.

3. The only rival to Solid Snake when it comes to hiding in cardboard boxes.

1.
Hobo: Hey a new house!
Box Transformer standing up pointing his weapon): Back away, fleshling!
Hobo: Shit I think I pissed my pants.

2.
The box transformer is another fine example of the power of looped animation and music.

3.
Random Guard: Who's there?
Snake: Damn, I gotta hide! Hey there's a box!
Box Transformer (stands up): I was here first. *Zap!
Random support character: Snake, what happened? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE?!!?

box transformer by Lord CrutchCricket January 1, 2009

Box Hunter 

An elite sport. Box hunters go to "Box Hunting" areas (Clubs, strippers etc) and attempt to smash box. They would usually use their techniques to get to the box, and if successful, use their "Box Hunting Weapon" to smash said box. Box Hunters are usually gentleman, because assholes dont get to smash box.

Hus: I went to CQ on saturday night to go box hunting. I was successful in smashing said box using my Box Hunting Weapon, and she loved it. I am the best box hunter ever.

Box Hunter by superhuS! March 27, 2009

box in the attic 

much like a man with cockwebs (see definition), a lady with a box in the attic has not been having as much sex as she once was.

Since breaking up with her boyfriend last summer, Carrie has had her box in the attic.

box in the attic by dave99 December 14, 2004

box pox

A term for any sexually transmitted disease affecting the female genitalia.

I heard she has a raging case of the box pox.

box pox by succexy January 16, 2006