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Wife Blocking

Comparable to “Ice Blocking”.

Basically what you do is sneak up behind your wife, and yank her pants down near the top of the stairs.
You whip your winky out and shove it into her buns. You then grab a hold of whatever you can and ride her down the stairs!!!
Last night my wife wanted to do something fun, so I introduced her to Wife Blocking!
by BigBadButtBlaster December 5, 2019
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Cock-Blocking

Cock-Blocking is when you stop a male from trying to hit on a girl.

It can also mean when you block a chicken on twitter.com.
"Hey this guy named chicken just called me a slur"
"Welp, you better get Cock-Blocking!"
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Nuke Blocking

Killing someone in Call of duty Modern Warfare 2 who is nuke boosting. This usually involves you losing the match in order to bring justice to the game. The most effective nuke boosting is done in free for all after said booster has gotten 5 kills or more.
Guy 1These two guys were hiding in the bushes in Skidrow killing each other and I threw a grenade and killed them both

Guy 2Why were you Nuke Blocking? you could have just left the game

Guy 3I left right after. I just wanted to teach em a lesson
by brute24deodarant January 18, 2010
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blooming flower

This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus
How was your time in prison?

It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.
by Morgan Candlelight April 10, 2009
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BloodKing

Usually A Man Who finds him self Good at many things. Usually a natural leader born to do great things
That mans gamer tag is BloodKing. this could be tough!
by DTF BloodKing October 9, 2008
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blonking

Two ugly and/or fat people at a bar that you know are going home to have sex. The act of two ugly and/or fat people having sex.
They are definitely going to be blonking tonight
by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015
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Cock Blocking like a G

The act of not letting someone get any kind of physical contact with their lover. Often used in cock block wars or just to piss someone off.
Jackie - "Damn, you were Cock Blocking like a G today!"

Danielle - "Yea BITCHH, you deserved it for preventing me from getting any yesterday!"
by youwish1111 May 25, 2011
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