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turd-blasting

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.
Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting
by Aaron Johanson May 24, 2007
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Buzz Blasts

The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.
I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast
by tatomuck1 March 4, 2009
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Shoulder Blasting

A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.

Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.
1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!

2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.

3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"
by FartedSquirted November 1, 2011
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yoga blast

When you cum in a girl either in the rectum or in the vagina while they are doing yoga.
I just yoga blasted my mom with the instructor watching.

Nice bro. Which I coulda watched.
by Twitch.tv/k00LAiiD_ June 16, 2019
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Blast Jockey

When you give a monster cumshot. When there is too much cum for your partner to handle.
Bob totally Blast Jockeyed his mom and sister last week. Jerry Blast Jockeyed my daughter so I decided to Black Jockey his wife.
by Mister Twister Fister January 24, 2019
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Raspberry Blast

Blowing a raspberry on the tip of a penis. It's also known as raspberry tipping.
My co-worker got a raspberry blast out on the porch. He said it was very good and also nice.
by 24hourprank July 29, 2021
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zucchini blast

To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini
Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight
by jorizza December 20, 2014
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