blanket ratchet

Someone who lays on their side with their partner in bed and tucks the blanket under their back, rolls over to put an arm overy their partner and then turns over taking a little of the blanket with them. Then repeating the action through the night to steal the blanket.

Vicky Blackburn you're a blanket ratchet give me some blanket back!

by Chris Risley 80 October 8, 2014

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014

Un-blanketed

The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .

Hey ! You un-blanketed me you douch bag !

by Chigga1323 December 29, 2013

blanket snake

Morning wood covered by ones blanket.

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.

by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015

Blanket Baby

One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it

I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.

by Hela Armon April 8, 2019

glory blanket

One must cut a cockhole around the middle of a blanket and lay somewhere,yard,bed,or kitchen table ect. covered completely except the cock sticking out and ready to ride !

Funny thing, I managed to convince brian to do the glory blanket at a late night party last week and he was actually crazy enough to get like 3 different rides from the lady’s and 1 blowjob!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself April 12, 2019

hit the blankets

To go to sleep

-i'm sleepy
-same, i'm going hit the blankets

by Wisdomtooth101 March 26, 2017