Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday January 13, 2009

Dangle Blanket

A long blanket like cloth used to dangle from the ceiling.

Woah, did you see Pink dangle blanket at the Grammy's.

by karen** February 1, 2010

Blanket sesh

An activity that occurs after a heavy evening of alcohol consumption. Upon returning home, instead of going to sleep, energetic students burrito themselves in blankets and discuss the highlights of the night's sesh, usually over a hot cup of tea.

Avid fans are also likely to take part in the blanket sesh prior to the night out during predrinks, swapping the tea for a strong vodka mixer.

After returning from a night out, Ricki and co encountered the empty sofa and several blankets. They put two and two together, and commenced the blanket sesh.

by Tura the Snake February 16, 2018

brown blanket

philly, white owl, blunt wrap etc.

Hey man, pick up a brown blanket at the store.

by c dub213 October 16, 2008

stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.

Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.

by W@llis February 4, 2018

hit the blankets

To go to sleep

-i'm sleepy
-same, i'm going hit the blankets

by Wisdomtooth101 March 26, 2017

hawg in a blanket

Slang term for an uncircumcised penis.

M.T: "You hear Sam had her first run in with a hawg in a blanket?"
AD: "What'd she say?"
M.T "She gasped and said 'Oh My!'"

by RedJubbyDub September 14, 2014