Below Me

If repeated outloud several times, it is reminescent of the words "blow me". Comedically used by "Sean Connery" on Celebrity Jeopardy, a skit on the TV show Saturday Night Live.

Alex: "Below me... Below me... I don't get it."
Sean: "Oh I'm sure you do you cannadian ponce."

by Jesus of Nazarath April 15, 2007

Low blow

Indirect attention or communications related to a specific person, with the purpose of manipulating how information is being perceived.

Psychic people have a bad habit of doing this intentionally or unintentionally.

Narcissistic types usually do this intentionally to control others.

You: Omg did you see what Tyrone posted on Instagram?

Shonda: Yup! That’s why we not together no more. He can never communicate directly.

You: He really needs to work on his throat chakra.

Shonda: He’s a hot ass mess! Low blowing me up on social media. Bet he won’t @ me though.

by Metamuse April 18, 2020

national blow job week

the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.

Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.

by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

blow job from hell

When a girl felashes you and the next day you are unable to walk properly. This unpleasant experience is due to the constant scraping of incisors upon one's penis. When this occurs, "going commando" is imperative because even the most comfortable boxers feel like a paper shredder.

My mom asked me if I hurt my knee but the cause of my limp was a blow job from hell.

by Brelissa May 15, 2008

Blow J. Simpson

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.

I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.

by apac666 August 25, 2008

blow job bar

A bar of the type in the cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand where a man can pay at the door, find himself a stool and get get a mean bareback blowjob with a swallow for anywhere from the equivalent of $10-$25 USDs. Bottled beer is usually offered and BJ is performed out in the open amongst other customers in most cases, semi-privately in a corner or booth in others.

I'm going to go down to one of those blow job bars in Patpong and whitewashing the tonsils of one of those hardworking girls!

by kirk devonshire May 13, 2008

one inch blow

1.) A martial arts move done by Bruce Lee which involves only moving his fist for one inch near a victims body but with such force that the victim immediately suffers massive internal injuries and begin to hemorrhage out his intestines. Will shatter ribcage with such force that small pieces of bone fly out your ass.

2.) Description of a girl who is performing fellatio and is inexperienced at it and is unable to put more than one inch of a man's penis in her mouth due to her untamed gag reflex. Hence she is only able to give fellatio to the head of the penis, typically one inch in length.

Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*victim explodes*

Bruce lee: one inch blow...
girl: i'm sorry :( i'm a virgin
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*girl explodes*

by Young Reezie January 24, 2008