hand-bender

Derogative term, used to describe an individual (often a male) who is indecisive, unwelcome, or in any way socially awkward; comparable to calling someone a "wanker."

What, you STILL don't know what if you want pepperoni or cheese pizza? Bruh, like...don't be such a hand-bender.

Is that Eric? God, what a hand-bender; let's bounce, yo.

by Iguana-Hunter Beastmaster November 23, 2015

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

emotional bender

going on an roller coaster of emotions (rip)

tommy got drunk and went on an emotional bender.

by slutslug July 29, 2017

bender strays

finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town

1. bro i couldn't sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth
2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda
3. so ferda

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes July 31, 2017

Bender Dwarf

A very common design for garden knomes, involving pointy ears and homosexual art

I just saw one o, they bender dwarf lookin like a gnome down in fini

by MagicMushroomVlad January 23, 2019

dickless bender

Someone that defines being a complete twat.

An angry statement at a cocky, spineless douchebag.

Something Bill always said.

David is a pussy... "Dickless bender"

by Twinoftwo February 12, 2019

Bender Defender

A bender defender is somebody who will defend a bender in any circumstance, and in most cases, is bent

Guy 1: I hate gay people, why do you defend them?
Guy 2: Because i'm a bender defender!

by xxdannyg69xx July 13, 2019