1000000th base

The act of having sexual intercourse with everyone on the planet... at the same time, whilst watching an episode of the hit comedy 'friends'

It is also not unusual to grow several detachable penises after u get to the one millionth and one base.

Richard: Dude i got to the 1000000th base last week!

Paul: What! that means you had sex with me! and my mum?! and my dad!!! you fucker!!!! What friends episode were you watching?

by nausia_rules October 7, 2006

2nd base

"touching of other peoples private areas"

Kelsey and her boyfriend got to second base the other day when he went up her shirt and she went down his pants.

by kristy June 30, 2003

13th Base

having sexual intercourese with your partner while wearing Sherlock Holmes hats, smoking pipes and completing a crossword in under 10 minutes.

I got to 13th Base with the wife yesterday and she came allover my deer stalker

by sergio97 January 1, 2011

Booty basher

An act in which one bashes the booty

Yo Steve! You see that chick over there??
I sure would like to be her Booty Basher!!

by BeardedBastard July 30, 2018

Label Basher

Derogatory New Zealandish term for someone who only wears branded clothes, such as Starter Jackets, Stussy T-shirts, New Era hats and Reebok pumps.

A label basher would rather wear fake branded clothes than be seen in something from The Warehouse.

Aw Manu how did you afford those Rollerblades au? What a label basher!

by reason1892 May 31, 2019

base-face

a person who has been taking amphetamine to long, resulting in a rough and toothless appearance

1st man: whats up with him?

2nd man: hes been on 7 grams a day for 10 years, hes got a proper base-face innit!

by southwalessniper December 14, 2009

Baseball Junkie

Someone who is in love with baseball. These people are the ones that eat & breathe baseball. If they didn't have baseball they would die(metaphor). They are probably the type of person that would laugh at you if you didn't know how to play. That is okay though because they would be willing to teach you.

Babe RuthBaseball Junkie

by Kico(taco boy) December 4, 2013