Smash My Crash Bash

An expression used to emphasise your lack of care at something. Can also be used to show your absolute shock at something. When used you instantly win the confrontation.

This term orginated from the awesome game "Crash Bash" for the playstation.

Tim : You havent washed the dog, hes covered in cow poo!
Tom : Why dont you smash my crash bash?!
Tim : OK sorry, i'll do it.

John : Why does my head hurt?
Bill : Mate! A car fell off the cliff on fire landed on your head, blew up and then i wee'd on it!
John : ...Smash my Crash Bash!

by Westy Testy October 17, 2005

blog bash

to bash an article, individual, or blog via anonymous comments and/or blogs

C: "Did you read what FOX News wrote about Obama's healthcare plan?"

G: "Yeah, i spent all night blog bashing it!"

by gabwabster July 30, 2009

bash carring

Verb. The now defunct act of driving a bash car. Any act involving a bash car. A term used to describe something relating to a bash car.

Did we decide that we would be bash carring this weekend?

by disgruntledrover May 21, 2011

Cunt Bash

1) To pistol whip someone to death with the barrel end of a gun.
2) Using the muzzle end instead of the butt of the gun when pistol-whipping.

"Do you need help, or are you gonna cunt bash her to death?
"I got it," Sara replied and proceeded to cunt bash her to death.

by trumpet_320 September 11, 2011

cash bash

'Bashing' someone in a car then claiming it's their fault. You then win the case and get cash for it, this being the cash bash. Also called the grab-a-grand.

Dude, did you hear Dave did a cash bash on a guy in a hummer?

by Hollandique October 4, 2013

Fortnite Bash

A virgin that gets boners from Virtual titties

Jamie is such a an annoying mother fu-, fortnite bash

by FortniteIsFor9YrOldVirgins February 23, 2020

Bash the brains

Jack off vigorously.

Im gonna go bash the brains.

by Plagueis teh wise October 15, 2020