a lame local band that no one wants to sit through to watch, usually played at the beginning of a show so that no one has to sit through the stupidness of the lame band's music.
by Boss Bear & Co. August 14, 2008
by captainculo May 11, 2008
The Tennesee Double Bagger is when the girl you are banging is so ugly you have to put a bag on her head, and one on yours just in case hers falls off.
by SlutBucket September 23, 2006
A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..
by Chastro D September 28, 2007
by Satan January 07, 2005
Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.
Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance
by Joker25 December 14, 2007
A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.
Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger
by scoot scoot September 25, 2006