Brendan

He is tall and handsome, some people have crush on him
Smiles alot, even when he says "No"
Loves football
Stands out even when he tries to blend in

Brendan loves football and dreams of playing it one day, saying he's good at dribbling.
He keeps smiling and laughing even when he means it

by Youstanz June 9, 2023

Dirty Brendan

A very cool and hot and funny and cool person with a fully functional penis.

Wow dirty Brendan’s penis works so well like it gets hard and everything

by DefinitelyNotBrendanItsNotMe June 18, 2023

Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away

Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay

by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023

Brendan

little blonde gay fucking twink, he's so gay oml it's so bad. he likes metal its bad, women love him though they stare at him like how a toddler stares at a person with down syndrome, if you have a Brendan in your life, kill him and then yourself he's gay so he goes to hell its ok.

A: is that brendan?
B: yea it is
A: we need to kill ourselfs

by BigStinkStinky November 14, 2023

Brendan Frasered

The act of being raped,gaining weight, becoming depressed and then finding success

I sure would love to be Brendan Frasered

by A bad guy in general December 26, 2023

Brendan

brendan is a big hairy man with big muscles and has a great sense of humor. hes so big and jolly and loves to eat cookies and he is the nicest person ever. hes really big and is a great friend

guy 1: did you hear about brendan?

guy 2: yeah i heard he’s really big and hairy

by bigbootyman30 January 9, 2024

Brendan

Brendan's a jerk, he's an idiot jerk. He's a jerk idiot, he's and idot jerk. He's a jerk, he's a jerk, he's a jerk.

Get that Brendan shit out of here!

by DonutjockeyJEFF69 January 21, 2024