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Atheists

People who don't understand why we are here.
Or stupid people
Man 1 : does God love atheists ?
Man 2 : yes, HE MADE THEM!
by JesusFreakIsMe February 21, 2019
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Atheist

A person who does not acknowledge the existence of any God or Gods. Contrary to popular belief, there is no "atheist belief". The entire concept of atheism means that you are free from dogma and must have your own ideas.
(Typical fundamentalist Christian response)

-Suzy doesn't believe God is real, she's an atheist!
-Yeah, well, so am I...
-WITCHES!!!
by God_doesn't_give_a_shit May 30, 2010
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Atheist

Somebody who doesn't believe in God or a deity of sorts and needs to make sure everybody is aware of this
Regular folk: "Hi, I'm Dave"

Atheist: "Hi, I'm an atheist"

Regular: "Oh, cool, so what's your name?"

Atheist: "My name is Ethan, because it sounds similar to atheist, because I am an atheist"

Regular: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Atheist: "What's wrong with me?! You're the idiot who believes in a God!"

*Regular folk beats up atheist and then feels guilt*

Atheist: "It's ok, you won't go to Hell, because it doesn't exist, I don't believe it exists because I am an atheist"

Regular: -_-
by Theatheistdefiner January 5, 2012
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Atheist

Definition 1: A person who doesn't believe in a god
Definition 2: a person who believes in evolution
Definition 3: a person who tries to shove their believes down your throat
Definition 4: a person who believes everything scientist say
Religious person: Do you believe that god(s) exist?
Atheist: No i'm atheist

Religious person: do you believe in god?
Atheist: a god couldn't exist because something had to create it (even though they believe a explosion came from nothing)

Religious person: do you believe in god
Atheist: Kill yourself god doesn't exist and he hates everything, evolution is everything

Religious person: do you believe in jesus
Atheist: scientist never proved he exist plus einstein was an atheist
which is actually false he was an agnostic.
by Zessu Fuma March 8, 2017
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atheist

An evolutionary biologist from England who answers to the name of Richard Dawkins.
dude1: I'm an atheist.
dude2: Oh, you must be Richard Dawkins.
by LargeSyringe May 26, 2009
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atheist

Someone who rejects the use of God to explain nature due to its irrelevance.
Atheist: Why does God let children die of starvation everyday?

Believer: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Atheist: That's just an excuse for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.
by pfranklin89 September 7, 2010
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Atheist

annoying teenagers overpopulating the internet whose lives suck. They generally refer to the Bible as "fiction" and come in two flavors: Agressive and Not on the Internet
Atheist: Since my parents got divorced, i no longer believe in God. Now wheres my razor...
by NOT a pedobear February 26, 2010
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