assassins

Stems that infiltrate freshly rolled blunts or joints causing damage by puncturing the leaf and creating a hole, resulting in your friends calling you an amateur

"There's a hole is this blunt! Damn assassins, Johnny you suck at rollin."

by diago delgato December 18, 2007

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

asian assassinz

think their all cool and hip. they think their soo good looking while their just all a bunch of lil kids roamimg around the streets doing nothing.

i'm AA i run around and try to stab people s o i can be cool!

by jt December 6, 2004

Character Assassination

Trying to destroy someone's reputation. This can be used to invalidate the person's claims after Post hoc. To project a status of moral or social inferiority on to a person and use their past to take their life away.

After my Character Assassination nobody can do any wrong around or to me. Run a sex cult in a retard house or do whatever you want to me. Mine is the only past that matters as far as they are concern and because of my past I am not allowed to participate in the present because the smug holier than thou garbage can stand to look at the face of their own hypocrisy. I display deviant behavior? It only justifies their behavior. The twist is that they don't have to be shunned for their wrong doings. They just get to hide behind their masks because the only person who knows what's behind the mask is me. And you've already been told not to listen to me. Why? Because I'm dead. My character has been assassinated. The word I speak lose all of their meaning. So, right now you think you're reading english but in reality you've been reading gibberish. My character was killed by a fat loser who works at McDonald's because they know someone who know of me.

by Hym Iam September 28, 2020

assasin

A person on a mission to kill a specific person/persons.

Abraham Lincoln was shot by an assassin while watching a play.

by Krotchy April 14, 2004

assassin

a person who will kill you, but has the most hillarious word in the human language.

why sir the assassin may be oh so clever but when they kill you atleast they'll be taking you from behind.

by Miss mavie February 23, 2010

Kennedy Assasination

A Kennedy Assasination is a weed smoking session. Named because President Kennedy's brains were "killed" and when smoking high concentrations of marijuana, large amounts of brain cells are destroyed.

"Dude you wanna go do a Kennedy Assasination?" "Blunt or bong?"

by fuckyeahamerica April 1, 2010