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wreath around

When someone inserts an obscene joke into an otherwise innocent conversation, usually with the point of highlighting their sexual prowess and worldly experience at the expense of others.
C: "I prefer the little one."
K: "Honey, stay with the little ones. Once it gets over 9 inches, it just hurts like hell. And when there's two of them, it hurts even more."
J: "Wow, I think he just did a wreath around you.
by Winslow Homer the 4th August 21, 2011
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aboud

An Aboud is a sexy, lebanese, chain smoker. Who is of the fine wine religion. An Aboud has a really great smile and cute hair (when its not cut). Abouds dont give a shit about anything and hates life. They are usually very amusing and have a wide variety of languages...
ABOUDS ARE GREAT!
'HALLOWWWWW'
'man.. thats an aboud..'
by ilikeu June 27, 2008
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arouch

Arouch is a slang taglish expression use by filipinos whenever they get hurt.
It is derived from the word "aray" in tagalog and the expression "ouch" which basically mean the same..it hurts
Arouch! you step on my foot.
Arouch! ang sakit ng ulo ko.
by caraan July 22, 2016
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Arousal Forecast

1. A calculated prediction of when you are most sexually aroused. 2. A preventive measure to forming misconceptions about your body.
My arousal forecast is night as I tend to be more sexually aroused between 8:00 PM and 1:00 AM.
by Sexpert Malika Sihara December 13, 2020
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guuding around

Jeff, stop guuding around, we need to get to work.
by zoeh December 2, 2004
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Sharkin' Around

this is slang for lesbians who cruise for hot ladies.
amy ray was sharkin' around last night at the Town House.
by megglio August 1, 2010
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Ring around the Rubber

The ring that is embedded on your wallet from having a condom in there for a period of more than 6 months.

This happens when you try to prove to your friends, or anybody that you get laid. You occasionally pull it out to show someone, but stupidly put it back in the same place so it can make an indent in your wallet.

This is usually prevelent in the High School age group. For some reason, future computer science Majors and Dungeons and Dragons' Players seem to have a high instance.
My mom still does my laundry. I had to quickly get my wallet out of my pants before she saw the Ring around the Rubber.
by jaymax45 January 15, 2011
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