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-pocalypse

a suffix that is affixed to any word that describes the cause of a situation of relative discomfort derived from the last 3 syllables of 'armageddon.'

As of late, the suffix "-pocalypse" has been popularized in the media, trying to make a minor event bigger than it is. Interestingly, an actual apocalypse would likely go by another name, or receive the suffix anyway. i.e. 'Armageddonopalypse.'

Related suffix: "-mageddon"

The Hyphen is not always used.
Someone left the 'fridge open, now were having the mold-pocalypse of '11
by annoyedCitizen70 July 19, 2011
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ipocalypse

The Internet works on IP Version 4 (IPv4) addressing. It is predicted that sometime late in 2011 that no more IPv4 addresses will be available. No doubt the press will declare the end of the Internet, and that all communications will soon cease. This the the IPOCALYPSE.

Predictions on the demise of the world, the end of the communications, and what companes will be affected will run rampant in the mainstream news. Some people will load up their women, guns and bibles and head to their cabins in Montana.

Of course, engineers have already thought about the solution, with the uber-practical name of IP Version 6, and are just waiting for the business and liberal arts fraternities to wake up and spend some money on the transition instead of smelling their armpits before heading out to an arts festival.
After the ipocalypse the Internet will fail and the entire world will collapse into economic failure.
by Etherealmind May 11, 2009
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apocolypse

A catastrophic event, which signals the begining of frenzied looting for no aparent reason.
Guy1: Dude, the worlds coming to the end.

Guy2: I always wanted a big screen.
by R-bomb August 10, 2005
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apolocalypse

The derailment and complete destruction of a train carrying an entire polo team as well as the horses.
The four horsemen of the apolocalypse never saw it coming.
by Solasystym March 4, 2010
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Apocalyptologest

A scientist who theorizes about things of apocalyptic proportions. Usually said theories make little or no sense and are a figment of the imagination of the Apocalyptologest.
Zayd the Apocalyptologest: "I predict that the world will end from a zombie apocalypse in 2012 because my shit was unnaturally big today!"
by The Sand Niglet May 8, 2011
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apocalypto_12

Tyler Scheid, part of Markiplier and friends. Has a Twitch that he frequently streams on. Makes an appearance in several Markiplier videos. His tagline is #SmileAlways.
p1: Go follow apocalypto_12 on twitch
p2: What will I see?
p1: A sexy Tyler
by thisguylovescats March 10, 2018
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Post-Apocalyptic Depression

The point at which one realizes, after giving away all personal possessions and saying goodbye to loved ones, that the world is in fact not over.
Jimmie: Man I really wish I didn't burn my xbox or give my car to that homeless man.

John: Sounds like a case of Post-Apocalyptic Depression

Jimmie: Feels bad man.
by Randy Billsap June 20, 2011
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