AaSiMaR Listener

Typically referred to as Listener-San, AaSiMaR Listener is the name for whoever is being talked to in an ASMR roleplay. They are generally portrayed as an extremely kind person to the point it leaves many people baffled by their existence. They are often shown passive enough to strike up conversation with a stranger who woke them up sneaking into their house like they were invited, accepting enough to not question the existence of any sort of supernatural creature for more than 10 seconds, naïve enough to accept an engagement from someone they just met, to give a few examples. There are many instances of them seeing normally invisible beings like ghosts and they rarely are shown to be incapable of such.

Youtube comments on a video where AaSiMaR Listener found a strange book:
Commenter: How the heck did this guy manage to accidently summon a succubus and then make her fall in love within 15 minutes?!
Reply: That's just Listener-San for ya.

by WDinATX January 5, 2022

mad animal pile

When 2 or more goofy pets pile up on you.

I sat down in my armchair, and before I knew it, my cats and pug were on top of me. I was in a mad animal pile

by katieemw95 March 30, 2020

garbage_animal

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Also beware their stories on instagram…

A: have you seen garbage_animal’s story?
B: Oh yeah, they’re annoyed with us wasplings because there is no urban dictionary definition about them.

by Sop_isabelle July 28, 2021

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

animal pick

Approximately 3 inch long cylindrical (2mm diameter) piece of wood with one or two pointed ends used for cleaning food out of teeth.

A toothpick used on animals

I just ate. Do you have any animal picks?

by Luke Hiesterman June 27, 2006

Animal Crossing Ask Blog

a crazy ass tumblr group that loves shipping animals, all furries

"Wow, did you see this new Animal Crossing Ask Blog? They're such furries."

by askbellissimo February 18, 2017

barn animal

A "barn animal" is a savage, un-evolved individual with cattle/ barn animal like qualities.

Brianna is such a barn animal, she even moo's like a cow.

by Liam del rey February 21, 2015