Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014

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Wrist Anchor

A timepiece that is usually worn on the wrist, which is getting outdated considering cell phones now display the time, and automatically change during daylight savings time, and upon crossing into a new timezone.

Watch or clock<wrist anchor>

by CaptainRodney March 3, 2011

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Anchor Beer

A celebratory drink to indulge in EVERY time a ship's anchor is raised or lowered.

Captain Markus called for an Anchor Beer after the crew moored the ship for the night.

by Ottomom November 19, 2011

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Anchor

Anchor is someone or something that holds you to the ground when you want to slip away.

He is my anchor, he pulls me through the darkest nights.

by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020

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We Are Anchored

It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition

Person 1: What does We Are Anchored mean?

Me: It means, in summary, if you were to shorten the meaning down, it would pretty much mean narrowly that if you were to summarize the meaning into one simple definition, that is not long and complicated, that it means to waste someone's time by writing unnecessary text to a definition

by PorkTower December 25, 2022

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