(This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.
*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.
Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.
Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.
by Rei Midoriya June 13, 2021
by as.1127 March 26, 2023
by fartsucker1111 January 11, 2022
The average American, you probably know an Allison who sold her soul for a couple of bucks. They'll do anything for money and food. NEVER become friends with an Allison because she won't hesitate to snitch on you in any situation if it means she gets to escape harm free.
by Coobaly April 15, 2024
allison er en klam perker fra skotland tror jeg hun burde hoppe på skinderne klamme luder
hver gang jeg har hende i engelsk kan jeg kun tænke på hhvor fucking klam hun er
hver gang jeg har hende i engelsk kan jeg kun tænke på hhvor fucking klam hun er
by piknegeren October 24, 2023
She’s got a skin to hide her elegance and if she gives you a chance to see it, you can’t help but see past any pain you might carry; and find remembrance of what striking beauty is.
She has talent, and she knows it. But she’s unforgiving of herself in the pursuit of it. If only she remembered to stop and be as proud of her as you are.
She’s loyal, so don’t cross her. It’s a consequence that can change the tide of oceans.
You spend every moment grateful to be in her presence, because you know she’ll have to walk parts of the road on her own, and you’re left with a sweet hope that when she comes back, she comes back to you.
She has talent, and she knows it. But she’s unforgiving of herself in the pursuit of it. If only she remembered to stop and be as proud of her as you are.
She’s loyal, so don’t cross her. It’s a consequence that can change the tide of oceans.
You spend every moment grateful to be in her presence, because you know she’ll have to walk parts of the road on her own, and you’re left with a sweet hope that when she comes back, she comes back to you.
Soft as Allison
by TheUncool November 11, 2021