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Alfie

Usually a popular boy, or at least somebody who has a lot of fans. A boy boy, likes some sort of sport and is funny and kind
Girl1 :‘Hey look! There’s Alfie!’

Girl 2 : ‘Wow! He’s so cool!’

A friend of Alfie: ‘Hey wanna play football later?’

Alfie: ‘sure!’
by Lololol2010 July 23, 2021
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Alfie Loves Ania
by Yesyesbutactuallynono July 25, 2021
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The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.
Alfie is gay.
by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021
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man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.
"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022
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He likes Alfie
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One of the most sweetest kindest guys you will ever know he is so nice and will do anything to make you feel okay even when he isn’t I love him he is the best but he lets people run over him and it’s not fair he is so perfect but he hates himself and should love himself and try harder to love himself and put him first and stop caring about her and revolve his life around her she is so manipulative but he will forever be loved fly high Alfie I hope you are doing well will forever love you even if I couldn’t tell you you are loved and love you to infinity and if your name is Alfie just know no matter what people say to you don’t let it effect you you are perfect just the way you are
Alfie:hi :)
Stranger:hi you are so nice I love you<3
Alfie:what?!
by Balls in your jaws August 29, 2021
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Alfie simmons

A “boxer” who claims he can fight but he’s actually a simp and can’t even throw a punch the gimp
person 1: “is that alfie simmons a good boxer?”
person 2:”is he fuck he’s a muppet”
by anonymous August 29, 2021
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