A rather large man who kicks people from the gc when they get annoyed, usually a person from sittingbourne with greasy hair. On the weekends he wakes up at 3 oclock and goes to bed at 9.
by MROKWOK February 21, 2024

A term to describe someone with a long, girthy, veiny, black penis. Someone that will not hesitate to slap you across the mouth with his cock.
by Dumpring Soup August 20, 2020

Name for a boy or a dog, if used in the latter option it is defined as a stupid, rabid, annoying little creature that smells of shit
by 632008king September 26, 2023

Cant even spell his name right. Fanta pubes most likely. Probably gets erections over other boys but All is forgiven because he is probably on bike badness.
Hey that guy is dyslexic and ginger must be an Alfi lmao
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125
Don’t fuck with him he’s got a sami and a 125
by Bmt yk November 28, 2021

You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.
"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James
by Adekoya Oluwafemi Emmanuel June 5, 2023
