Jersey Accent

The most argued accent in the country. A lot of people in New Jersey dont have the accent. But a lot of the state do, some thicker than most. Most of the south part of the state don't have an accent and also in North West jersey where the accent isn't as common. The accent is mostly found in the North Eastern region of the state like Bergen, Hudson, Passaic, Essex, and Union counties.
The accent is similar to the NY accent but at times there is a distinct difference that most people cannot tell apart.
No one says Joisey for the record, it is just a myth.. but you can come accross a few that do but very rarely, and there usually on the death bed border.

The areas where you'd find the Strongest accents in Jersey are Jersey City, Newark, Hackensack, and Paterson.

-You say coffee and dog funny.. are you from NY

- No, thats a jersey accent.

by Brianper December 31, 2008

Minnessee Accent

the vocal accent obtained when either

A. A person from Minnesota moves to Tennessee
B. A person from Tennessee moves to Minnesota

both result in an accent with extended "o"'s and a drawl. (saying "dontcha know" and "y'all" is common)

Did you hear that girl's wicked Minnessee Accent?

by Jordan has Skills June 11, 2006

asshole accelerant

Mass Media in general and "Social Media" outlets in particular (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube), that are used as electronic soapboxes for a person to broadcast their particular idiocy to their "Friends" or a wide, possibly international audience.

When used in a formula can be abbreviated to "A Squared".

- "That chick on YouTube, with the crackhead rant? Did you catch that, Bro?"

- "Yeah. YouTube is Asshole Accelerant, yo. Add asshole and boom!"

by Miami_Yo March 31, 2011

Social acceptance

Something you don't need.

"I don't need social acceptance. I want to be my own individual person."

by ObviouslyGay June 16, 2018

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

Socially Acceptable Sweatpants

A pair of sweatpants that usually include front, back, and cargo pockets and from a distance are often undiscernable from other socially acceptable pants. They are legit to sport in public and the wearer is entitled to feelings of superiority due to enhanced comfort.

Nice looking sweatpants that from a distance look like regular pants; socially acceptable sweatpants

by eatmytoast February 15, 2010

Albany, New York..Upstate, NY Accents

People in the state of New York all have their own accent, The City (NYC,Bronx,BK,Harlem, LI etc..) is what we call it, have a different accent then say people from Lake Placid, Buffalo, and even the Albany area..But yes New Yorkers have accents. I've lived in the Albany area for 33 years and went outta state and people askin me, so you're from NY rite..I answer yes of course I'm a proud New Yorker..
Someone on here said we have a Canadian accent, um yeah rite, we gots the NEW YORK one kid!!

I concider Albany something within it's self, neither upstate or central NY..We are the CAPITAL of NY!! Area north of Albany upstate, area's west of Albany to Rochester Central NY, Rochester to Buffalo Western NY
Albany being the CAP CITY we rock it like no other, a safe place for people to go out and have a good time with good people. It's an awesome college area, with in 20-30miles of Albany there are about 15 or more colleges, people have things to lose and aren't punks and pullin guns out on people, don't get me wrong ever town has that area you shouldn't be at, and if you know that area stay clear (some parts of Clinton ave, Arbor Hill..just to name a few)

We got Hip-Hop, Blues/Jazz, Hardcore, Metal, local talent here..We have our gay pride, we have our first nites for the arts.. It's an amazing place to live with a short drive to the City or the Mountains.

Living here Pleasure or Posion..everything is at your finger tips..

Albany, New York..Upstate, NY Accents
Talk...Tawk
Daughter...Dawter
Walk....wawk
Coffee...Cawffee
Mall...Mual
Call....Caul
Albany...Awbany
Sausage..Sawsage

by CapCityGurl518 February 20, 2011