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Recursive Coat Hanger Abortion

The process of impregnating a girl, aborting the fetus with a coat hanger, placing the fetus in the girl's anus, having anal intercourse with the girl, impregnating the fetus, aborting the fetus' fetus with the same coat hanger, sticking that fetus in the first fetus' anus and having anal intercourse with the girl and the first fetus, impregnating the second fetus and repeating, ad infinitum
I thought that biddy went to take a shit, but she really was just passing 4 fetuses from her most recent recursive coat hanger abortion.
by A bent coat hanger July 19, 2010
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abortion

1: The act of terminating an action or process.

2: The act of killing an unborn baby. Those who oppose abortion call themselves pro-life, those who support it call themselves pro-choice. Pro-choicrs seem to think that abortion is a perfectly acceptable and indeed preferable substitute for adoption or contraception.

Contrary to pro-choice beliefs, a baby in a womb is NOT an extension of the mother's body. As soon as the nuclie of the ovum and sperm fuse, they create a new diploid nucleus within a discrete cell which happens to live of the mother's body. Logically and scientifically, life begins at conception.

One of the most frequent claims by pro-choicers is that, by pro-life logic, masturbation is genocide because it kills thousands of sperm, and they are human cells. This is true, but they are haploid and have the same genome as the father, therefore they are cells of HIM, not HIM+HER=NEW. Therefore, masturbation which kills sperm is not genocide, but self-harm; no different to cutting oneself, except that it feels good.

Unfortunately, a number of born-agains and Bush supporters have given the great numbers of rational pro-lifers a bad name.
I'm pregnant, yay! Oh wait, I suddenly don't want this baby! I know! I'll have an abortion.
by Darth Ridley May 14, 2005
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poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.
"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"
by jjjk July 29, 2006
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abortion

Writing that abortion is wrong or right or that you only have it when you're a whore is not a definition. Its opinion, the defintion I've posted the philosophical term for it.
by ilikecupcakesandteafortea January 19, 2008
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Abortion

by Nekozerotwo January 9, 2021
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Failed Abortion

/Ab-or-Shun Fail-Yur/
Noun
Also known as a unwanted pregnancy, Someone who is the result of a broken condom, defective birth control, or as the name states, when a doctor fails to abort an unwanted infant, many of these types of people often grow up to be dictators of countries, serial killers, rapists, cyberbullies and other unwanted types of people in society.
The weeboo hypocrite known as Shawn is a failed abortion, bullying others, accusing them of being gay while in the closet himself, a perfect advertisement of why condoms and birth control are needed.
by The Painful Reality January 29, 2019
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Mexican Style Abortion

When an abortion is given with a rusty coat hanger and a mouse trap how this is done. You take a rusty coat hanger and insert it into the vag and pull the baby out and slam the baby onto the mouse trap thus killing the baby and finishing the mexican style abortion.
Mrs.Hilton tryed to have a mexican style abortion but failed and gave birth to Paris Hilton.
by I EatedTheKitty March 18, 2011
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