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"Stacy is a milf because she rides chances big ass dick"
by ya_boy_skinny_penis May 9, 2019
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milf

Person1: She's definitely a milf
Person2: My sister is not a mom
Person1: Yea, I said she was a milf
by Z__ September 3, 2019
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MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013
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Milf

Sharon from Asda is a total milf
by 8rettstar June 19, 2020
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by Audrey mueller October 30, 2022
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Milf

A milf is a smokin’ hot mom. Like 10/10. They usually have a kid named Bradley or Cyrus or something. But dang what a babe
Bradley’s mom is a smokin’ hot milf.

I’d spend cash to get with that milf.
by Huge Brain 69 January 24, 2021
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Milf

Jk she's a milf can we have a sleepover no I don't wanna bang ur mom, jk she's a milf
An acronym for the term mom I would like to f*ck
Omg, Emily, she is such a milf
by jkshe'samilf May 6, 2021
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