by GdXyhd July 14, 2024
Eugene is a very odd man. He likes soccer. But most of all, he absolutely loves hentai and Valorant.
by MON00122300 April 14, 2022
Same as Top Tier Travis, but with a dorky name that was hidden in legal documents from his friends until they discovered it in the background of one of his braggadocios texts.
He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.
He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.
Yo- did you see Top Tier Eugene came up with another thing he is the best at? He literally sent a picture of the other guy’s idea and tried to say it was his! What a dork!
by No Tango and no Cash September 25, 2023
The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.
76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.
Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳
by DaddyHume February 19, 2018
Literally the best guy ever! KNows how to make you feel better, and can always make you laugh. Even though he is a bit on the sarcastic side, he makes an amazing boyfriend, brother and son. Extremly smart, and fantastic and witty and amazing and also has a big....brain. Easy to love, and you'll never forget him.
Person A: OMG she is so lucky!!
Person B: Why?!?
Person A: She is dating Roan Eugene!!!
Person B:.....LUCKY!!!
Person B: Why?!?
Person A: She is dating Roan Eugene!!!
Person B:.....LUCKY!!!
by rara4612 May 12, 2012
Always Positive with a large penis. Most likely to become a millionaire by 27 but also wants to travel.
by Venenennd March 14, 2017