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Creature

"I sold my soul to my buddy lucy, now I'm a creature!"

"My gf broke up with me, I'm broken now. I'm a creature now."

"Mcr broke up."
by Rayne Ashes May 25, 2017
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Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood
Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature
by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011
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Sea Creature

Pronunciation: see-cree-ture.

Noun:

1.0 Sea Creatures are often renown for their easability of access to their peen, vag , or arse in order to achieve their own sexual desires.

1.1 Sea Creatures are often willing to lie about relationship status as well relationship goals and, will often have unprotected sex without having been tested in between partners to achieve the above mentioned goal.

Adjective:

2.0 "Sea Creatured" is used to describe any person of any socio economic background, gender, sexual persuasion, religion etc... who engages in any of the aforementioned behaviours.

2.1 Sea Creatures are essential dirty organisms that are constantly "wet", constantly hungry, or just in plain of affection from other "Sea Creatures".

2.2 Sea Creature are labeled as such due to their ability to turn dark and always remain.

Sea Creatures are essentially constantly, wet little creature who will consume anything,
Please a void Sea Creatures.

NB: This does not apply to open honest, polygamous relationships that have been well defined prior their commencement of that relationship.

This applies to non-honest people.
We started dating exclusively but then she Sea Creatured with a married dude, who was also a Sea Creature.

Good luck luck t them both!
by FloorScrubber4000 December 1, 2023
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bleacher creatures

Term for the drug sub-culture in some Long Island High Schools in the 1970s and 1980s. Derived from the act of smoking pot and hanging out under the bleachers before school began.
"Here comes a bleacher creatures. Do they ever go to class straight?"
by Shabadoobiedo November 11, 2020
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A creature

A creature who has big teeth that stick out and does a weird worm dance then proceeds to stand in the corner of the room and watches you as it plans some allegations against you but be warned it will make other lies up to defeat you it's a scary creature and no this isn't about just one creature this could be millions of creatures like creatures who love bananas and lava lamps or creatures that have large holes or even creatures that have a beeeeep family like hills have.... there are plenty of creatures out there so if your thing is creature please don't get upset this could be about you or even about something else or someone else
A creature that is tall and big and hairy
by Your mum's vibrator March 22, 2023
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality and be what they want to be"
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?

father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2013
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Terrible Creature

A phrase derive from the Latin saying: Patus-Eus-Zunigus

Both words mean a bad being, an abomination and horrid being.
by Joe Martinez Garza Lorca February 26, 2009
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