Carl is a fat ass cat who belongs to the streets. he has no balls cause they got chopped off. he’s a complete ass who will be the biggest annoyance in your lifetime. never get a cat named carl he will fuck you up. (he is also FLAMING gay.)
by smallb00bbitty May 6, 2021
Get the Carlmug. He is the type of guy to livestream himself petting his cat. Carl is basically the definition of reduced fat. Carl is the kind of guy to steal your mans any day. All the girls want Carl.
He is always lookin like a snak.
He is always lookin like a snak.
by ~fuck ya chicken strips bitch~ May 10, 2018
Get the Carlmug. Sneaky Carl is defined when someone defecates in a single pantyhose and "sneaks" up on one and wraps the pantyhose around the victims mouth causing them to throw up.
Johnny shits in a thing of pantyhose and wraps it around joeys mouth causing joey to throw up, therfore performing a sneaky carl.
by Disorderly Love May 24, 2006
Get the sneaky carlmug. Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.
2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.
3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.
All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
1st: You shit on your partners face.
2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.
3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.
All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
by Doctor Dong October 12, 2004
Get the Hot-Carlmug. The creators of the absolute WORST advertising campaign in the history of mankind.
Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Anyone who would actually starve without Carl's Jr. should be dragged out into the street and shot.
by Kevin Costner July 9, 2004
Get the Carl's Jr.mug. A formerly kick-ass burger joint that completely screwed up, got rid of their french fries for some fake-ass, natural-cut fries that taste like complete and total ass. Retarded management making change for the sake of change.
by The frymaster July 7, 2008
Get the Carl's Jr. mug. After I struck out with that hot blonde, I went home and pulled a sad carl while thinking about my ex-girlfriend.
by Matt Ren October 26, 2006
Get the Sad Carlmug.