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dickless bender

Someone that defines being a complete twat.

An angry statement at a cocky, spineless douchebag.

Something Bill always said.
David is a pussy... "Dickless bender"
by Twinoftwo February 12, 2019
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hand-bender

Derogative term, used to describe an individual (often a male) who is indecisive, unwelcome, or in any way socially awkward; comparable to calling someone a "wanker."
What, you STILL don't know what if you want pepperoni or cheese pizza? Bruh, like...don't be such a hand-bender.

Is that Eric? God, what a hand-bender; let's bounce, yo.
by Iguana-Hunter Beastmaster November 23, 2015
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Mark Bender

by Arret July 15, 2019
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Hetro-bender

When a gay person hooks up with a straight person they become a hetro-bender.
Girl 1: Did you see Sweeny hooked up with a straight girl at the club last night?
Girl 2: Yes. She loves being a hetro-bender doesnt she.
by JonnySn1per September 23, 2016
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Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016
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Phlem Bender

The act of intense snort/sniffling so hard in which not only the mucus from your sinuses but the phlem all the way from the core of your lungs. Done correctly, and you will taste it for weeks.
Friend- *Intensely snort/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear the Phlem Bender potential in that one
by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019
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Phlem bender

The act of sniffing so hard in which you bring not only the snot from your sinuses. But also the pure phlem of your lungs. You will be able to taste it for weeks if done right.
Friend- *Intensely snorts/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear your phlem bender potential in that one
by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019
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