by iScreamFURbeans March 19, 2016
The meal one prepares when hoping to eat healthy, but followed by piling calorie-filled items atop the lettuce, invalidating any healthy benefits the salad once had.
Dressing, croutons, cheese, and a piece of fried chicken? Aw man that's not healthy, that's an invalid salad!
by Book1245 March 16, 2011
by Bohdar November 14, 2013
Dode! I just had a my first pubic salad.
See that girl, she's got a pubic salad
no more pubic salad for me, I'm on a meat only diet.
See that girl, she's got a pubic salad
no more pubic salad for me, I'm on a meat only diet.
by museo gam January 27, 2011
Kamala Salad is speech holding a microphone that sounds coherent for the first 3-4 words and exponentially becomes more difficult to understand with each subsequent word, while ending with a witch's cackle and shit-eating grin.
For example, "Oh no, she spewing Kamala Salad again talking about how we need to bring peace to the world because bringing the world peace allows all people to feel the peace that world wants to feel."
by DreamNoLibs October 19, 2023
A Bobby Salad is a meal which consists of a very small amount of fresh salad leaves and some onion. It is accompanied by large amounts of chips, beans, sausages and chicken. It is then smothered in tomato ketchup and devoured by Bob.
A freshly baked baguette can also be added to bulk up this light meal.
A freshly baked baguette can also be added to bulk up this light meal.
"What's that you're eating Bob?"
"Just a salad..."
But it is no ordinary salad, but in fact a Bobby Salad.
"Just a salad..."
But it is no ordinary salad, but in fact a Bobby Salad.
by the rat catcher April 22, 2010
by poor noliman June 27, 2011