Dick farm

When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date

I have quite a large dick farm, I have plenty of dicks to choose from tonight.

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014

farm lag

When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."

by aks621 September 25, 2009

Fox farm

Nursing home, old folks home, retirement home

When Bob gets old he's going to the fox farm

by Mom knows all February 11, 2017

Zangis farm

Ozzys property

Is that zangis farm?

by Big booty Judy?!?!?! June 29, 2020