Calvin Koonter

Stinky kid except he’s an adult

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter

by anonymous January 30, 2024

Flag

Get the Calvin Koonter mug.

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

Flag

Get the Calvin's Hat mug.

Calvin

Founder of royal bloods

I love Calvin, because he founded the royal bloods!

by cpilled January 22, 2023

Flag

Get the Calvin mug.

Calvin and lois

W relationship.

Freind: y’all’s relationship is the best.
Freind 2: yea your a real Calvin and lois

You guys are such Calvin and lois’s

by NuttingbuttDUBS January 28, 2023

Flag

Get the Calvin and lois mug.

A Calvin is the definition of hard shell, soft core. At first glance it might seem as though he is a playboy, but it will shine through from the beginning that he is actually a big hopeless romantic.

He will give it his all - especially in bed ;).
And in caring for the people he loves. A Calvin is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

He might hurt you however, when it comes to ball sports - and beerpong. He’s a very ambitious guy. Nobody comes close to the skills of a Calvin. The skills live in his body - and in his fingers ;). A Calvin is irresistible and so easy to fall in love with. Everything about his appearance screams HANDSOME HOT YUMMY. His too perfect eyelashes, his messy hair, his dark eyes filled with dark temptation, desire and passion, his body as perfect as Michelangelo’s “David”. He is THE guy to be with: He’s hot, sexy, super handsome, loving, sweet, thoughtful and loyal at all times and he will do everything that a man needs to do in order to protect his better half. If you’re with a Calvin, consider yourself lucky and protect this man at all costs.

“Who’s that hot soccer player over there?”
- “Oh, that’s Calvin, he has mad skills”

by mayapapaya69 February 16, 2023

Flag