Flatten That Bread

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 19, 2010

Bread baking

The sexual act of applying flour to the penis and having vaginal intercourse, whereas the combination of vaginal fluids and the flour form a dough

Person 1: How’d your first date go?
Person 2: It was hot! She was very kinky, and eventually we were bread baking

by Minority Cubed March 18, 2019

Chode bread

A bread that looks like a big pp and when you eat it there is white seman inside

Wow i like eating chode bread

by Sos sprk December 04, 2019

Bed Bread

A loaf of bread which one keeps in their bed for post-drinking, pre-sleep snackage.

"Man, I'm so drunk I can't wait to go home and Bed Bread before passing out"

by loblo September 14, 2014

Bread Sandwich

Take two pieces of bread, put a piece of bread between them. Apply to face.

Bam. Bread Sandwich

Carl must have money, I heard he butters his bread sandwiches.

by Pwnsaw December 01, 2010

bread challenge

A prank
The rule is to eat two slices of white bread under two minutes without drinking anything, which is near impossible as it dries your mouth very quickly.
A less painful variant of the (in)famous cinnamon challenge.

"Have you heard of the bread challenge?"
"No, what's that?"
"Here are two slices of white bread, let's see if you can eat them in under two minutes."
"All right, let's do this"
*chokes*
FAIL

by MysteriousGuyFromEurope December 08, 2011

NAN BREAD

YUM

NAN BREAD IS RRAAADDD

by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! January 28, 2019