dickless bender

Someone that defines being a complete twat.

An angry statement at a cocky, spineless douchebag.

Something Bill always said.

David is a pussy... "Dickless bender"

by Twinoftwo February 12, 2019

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016

bender strays

finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town

1. bro i couldn't sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth
2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda
3. so ferda

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes July 31, 2017

Bender Dwarf

A very common design for garden knomes, involving pointy ears and homosexual art

I just saw one o, they bender dwarf lookin like a gnome down in fini

by MagicMushroomVlad January 23, 2019

Phlem Bender

The act of intense snort/sniffling so hard in which not only the mucus from your sinuses but the phlem all the way from the core of your lungs. Done correctly, and you will taste it for weeks.

Friend- *Intensely snort/sniffles*
Other friend- Yo, I could hear the Phlem Bender potential in that one

by NiggerSlayer420 November 14, 2019

gay bender

a word that i got banned from roblox for asking what it was 🤪😍😍

fml 😍🔫

me : wtf is a gay bender

roblox : get banned noob

by nagito_komeada July 24, 2021

Fence Bender

Somebody who photoshops photos of themselves on social media. Originates from the fence in the background being twisted out of proportion usually due to someone's ass in the way.

"Did you see Jamie's newest Instagram post. She is a total fence bender."

by sanfymanfy August 16, 2019