Zooted

When you are beyond fucked up off any drug.

Bro I’m so zooted right now

by JAMILMUTHERFUCKINFAKHOURY May 23, 2018

Zooted

Roadman word meaning crazy.

'Fam you are actually Zooted'
Can also be changed to fit the tense 'Fam you're actually rooting right now' or 'Mans a fucking Zoot' (Man is a fucking idiot)

by DracoOnMyBlock March 13, 2022

Zooted

Being fried beyond human knowledge

“I come to school everyday zooted”

by Nyrking13 September 22, 2018

Zooted

Another way to say you're really high

Gage was really zooted today.

by SOFTLONER February 16, 2020

Zoot Suit

A slang phrase that originated from Austin, Texas which refers to an imaginary suit that measures how "zooted" (high on marijuana) one is. The term is commonly used shortly after someone smokes.

"You look like you've got your zoot suit on now"
or
"I've got on my Zoot Suit up to here" (While pointing somewhere on their body to indicate how much of the suit they're wearing)

by C4Effectz April 20, 2022

Zoot

two king skins (king size rolling papers) rolled as if its an

L-plate to make it 4x the size of a one skin rolling paper

“might roll me a joint”
“nah mate, if u wanna get fucked then roll us a zoot”

by stoner bros420 December 15, 2019

Zooted

Where one gets so high they knock out the fuck out or they laugh at everything

Friend: you good my dude

Stoner: yeah man I’m zooted

by Stoney Malone December 11, 2017