zach

So freaking stupid and nobody really likes him. Zach has 25 gf in 1 yeah dont be a zach

Oh my look at zach he wis with that gitl a week ago i wonder what this ones name is

by Howdy bro June 17, 2017

zach

Lying, cheating, sleazy total man whore with a tiny dick who plays every woman he comes into contact with. Watch out for zach. He will fool you into him being a total gentleman, but in reality zach is a mean, abusive asshole whole likes to beat his women. A zach is a total scumbag and user.

my ex boyfriend is such a zach

by Dayna Spohia February 15, 2015

zach

a flirty player who loves girls. he doesnt know when to stop flirting. likes to be the one to breakup with his girlfriend. doesnt like having girlfriends cause he likes to flirt. he enjoys pleasuring himself. he is a big shot, and sometimes selphish. he loves getting action from girls and not love. he doesnt know what love means yet he uses the word. zach is not a good friend, he is a leader and will leave his friends behind for girls. he is never hesitant to show his dick, especially to girls, because it is rather large. zach can be nice but he has mood swings quite often.

Oh man, I got a Zach! Lets go fuck girls!

The Zach boy was fucking a girl?

Doesnt Zach have a girlfriend, why is he flirting?

by zoeymastaaa1 August 12, 2011

zach

a rather large bush, usually accompanied by STDs such as genital warts.

Have you looked in his pants? He has a wicked zach.

by Jordan L. January 6, 2008

zach

A big headed fagot that sit around all day playing the computer and masterbaiting to necrophilia porn.

that guy is just like Zach

by edawrd February 7, 2009

zach

a really fat fat kid with a small dick and has no friends

yo that kid over there is such a zach

by twatpocket December 19, 2009

zach

a short, obnoxious, sometimes idiotic orthodox.

enjoys making racial comments and obscene jokes.

michael: yeah, because you're jewish!
rhea: that was such a zach joke.

by beanernumbero2 December 9, 2008