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by swbehenehej November 14, 2018
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Lying, cheating, sleazy total man whore with a tiny dick who plays every woman he comes into contact with. Watch out for zach. He will fool you into him being a total gentleman, but in reality zach is a mean, abusive asshole whole likes to beat his women. A zach is a total scumbag and user.
by Dayna Spohia February 15, 2015
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a flirty player who loves girls. he doesnt know when to stop flirting. likes to be the one to breakup with his girlfriend. doesnt like having girlfriends cause he likes to flirt. he enjoys pleasuring himself. he is a big shot, and sometimes selphish. he loves getting action from girls and not love. he doesnt know what love means yet he uses the word. zach is not a good friend, he is a leader and will leave his friends behind for girls. he is never hesitant to show his dick, especially to girls, because it is rather large. zach can be nice but he has mood swings quite often.
Oh man, I got a Zach! Lets go fuck girls!

The Zach boy was fucking a girl?

Doesnt Zach have a girlfriend, why is he flirting?
by zoeymastaaa1 August 12, 2011
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a rather large bush, usually accompanied by STDs such as genital warts.
Have you looked in his pants? He has a wicked zach.
by Jordan L. January 6, 2008
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A big headed fagot that sit around all day playing the computer and masterbaiting to necrophilia porn.
by edawrd February 7, 2009
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a really fat fat kid with a small dick and has no friends
by twatpocket December 19, 2009
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a short, obnoxious, sometimes idiotic orthodox.

enjoys making racial comments and obscene jokes.
michael: yeah, because you're jewish!
rhea: that was such a zach joke.
by beanernumbero2 December 9, 2008
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