your mom

a joke my friend mason thinks is funny

"Hey i banged your mom last night" fuckin rerard

by Mason Morris January 28, 2020

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Something people say because they're stupid and don't knowthe meaning of personal deaths that could've happened with that person's mom.

Friend "What are you doing?"
You "Your mom"

by ilikepooteehee November 24, 2019

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Is who I do every single day. An inspirational word, when said it can make anyone within 69 miles get a life. My friend said it, and now I live with your mom. Btw, She's kinda hot.

"Yeah, I'm having a party tonight-"
"will YOUR MOM be there? beccasue shes kinda hot ngl... I 69nd her yesterday.."
"DUDE WTF"

by Defining random shit. December 1, 2021

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The person who brought you into this god forsaken world through a ... Ummmm.... ''process''

I can't believe that your mom would do this to you

by Mourice October 19, 2019

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by Hallohillo July 22, 2019

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A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

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