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"Yo Mama" means that you a ugly ass bitch and so is yo mama
Friends: "You ugly"
Me: "Yo mama bitch"
by badussyyyy December 3, 2021
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yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
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The earth was round until yo mAMa jumped
yo mama facking jumped on my grandma and broke her back
by Yo mama and yo daddy March 20, 2024
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yo mama so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed
yo mama so ugly she gave freddy krueger nightmares
by the milf hunter 3000 July 25, 2022
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person one: hey bro how do i look?
person two: yo mama
by imafurryandimproud June 9, 2022
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Yo mama so fat that when she... your joke here
by Crickgrent June 13, 2022
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yo mama is so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed
by Florida man 69420 June 29, 2022
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