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You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high
Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.
by sawalawg February 5, 2010
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so you think you know

a riddle or rhyme that addresses who some1 likes
so you think you know:
well i guess u have gotten this far
You are pretty bizarre
all this for the answer to who i like?
I was afraid you might have gone on a hunger strike

so this is the last riddle or rhyme or clue
at least now u know the capital of peru
U have the first letter and with it a guess
congrats on your success

i am tired of all the rhymes
i feel i have done it too many times
so im done and im through
here is the last hint for u.

we share a favorite band: Flogging Molly
by Franz Helio December 15, 2008
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love you more that you thought i could

Fuck the serious shit out of you
by fail.goo April 4, 2015
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you do you

by youdoyouguy November 23, 2018
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You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.
Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.
by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018
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You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy
Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
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Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die
Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!
by DaRealKey November 13, 2019
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